Today a woman on the subway, known simply as Big Donna, devastated 5-11 passengers.
Through seven stops on a Manhattan bound F train, she viciously teased riders by standing to see what station she was at, giving the illusion that she was exiting the train, and therefore leaving the car with an empty seat. As the car would begin to stir with movement, Donna would sit back down and leave them all jockeying for the seat, that sadly was still full.
Said one of the innocent victims, "I just really wanted to sit down. I also really want to lose this holiday weight."
Donna declined to comment.